Category: Breakfast Burrito Quest

  • Breakfast Burrito Quest: Chris’s Burgers La Puente

    Look. They all can’t be winners. Some places have to be in the middle. Its just the way it goes you know?

    On the weekends I go for long rides through the SGV. Whenever I pass this place, in the morning, its packed. All the tables outside are full. But, these rides are not appropriate for having a brick of a burrito in your stomach, so I never stopped to see what was doing.

    One day I needed to drop the kiddo off at school, so I decided to take a big detour and get burrito from this place. Even on a Thursday morning it had it’s crowd of regulars, promising. The dude taking orders was gruff, but cool.

    This place has a more interesting style of cooking the eggs than most other places. They crack, and mix the eggs for each order, its not all in a pitcher of orange fluid. Its not totally mixed, so there’s still some white streaks. They pour it out to just the right size to fit the tortilla’s “core”. Little bit of crisp around the edge. great.

    Now the potatoes, this is where the burrito falls flat. They we’re there, yes, but mostly as thin mush layer. Not much texture, flavor or seasoning, No crispy bits. Not even a hit of saltiness.

    The tortilla itself was fine, nothing crazy, not flakey nor doughy, just a middle of the road tortilla, slightly toasted. There was bacon in it, like the tortilla, it was perfectly adequate. Some crisp with a smidge of chew. But otherwise run of the mill.

    There was no salsa included, so I can’t weigh in much on that part. Dang, that really helps out, and lacking that is a big hit to flavor town.

    Portion size was just right, not a belly buster, but your not really left for wanting when your done.

    Overall it was not a bad burrito, but it also wasn’t one that stands out for any particular reason. Totally fine in every way, but not one that you would write home about, and I would not want to deal with a weekend crowd for it. But will say, I like the way they cook their eggs, that will be added to the ideal breakfast burrito.

  • Breakfast Burrito Quest: Angelo’s Burgers Glendora

    Life takes you places, man.

    On this morning it took me to Glendora so I can take my mom to a dentist appointment. It was early, I was hungry, and I couldn’t stray too far from the dentist office. I consulted the oracles, and they spoke of Angelo’s.

    Overall, a good breakfast burrito. They nailed the just right amount of cheese, it had some stringiness in bites, but wasn’t a thick lump of cheese spanning the burrito either. Bacon was crispy, but not overcooked. They gave it a little toast when rolled, but not too much so that the tortilla was cracking.

    On the egg front, they’re good, totally fine, but I feel a little too much. Conversely when it comes to the potatoes, it was hard to tell there was any. Mostly the mushy part, but not any of the crispy bits, and the crispy bits matter.

    Size wise, this burrito was perfectly sized, just enough for me, but some big eaters might want a bit more. The salsa on the side was good, totally fine, a smidge of spice. Went well with the burrito.

    In conclusion, they make a good breakfast burrito, would get one again if in the area, but probably wouldn’t seek it out if I was at home.

    1 salsa dripped thumbs up.

  • Breakfast Burrito Quest

    I’ve been on this side of the valley for a while now, and still have not found a great breakfast burrito. Its not for a lack of places that make burritos, there’s plenty. So, there’s got to be some great ones out here, let’s find them.


    Burrito Quest: Ranking of Burritos

    1. Angelo’s Burgers Glendora
    2. Chris’s Burgers La Puente

    The list will be updated as more quests are completed.


    Breakfast Burrito Baseline

    This isn’t like a burger, where bun, meat, and cheese is all you need for a good baseline burger measurement. Different places make their burritos differently. So, let’s define the baseline burrito.

    Considerations

    First, scrambled eggs, and a good tortilla are a must, easy, done.

    Next, potatoes, this is where there’s a lot of variety. Some places have hash browns, other cubes, and some places even have large chunks of stewed potatoes. They are all good, but some are not ideal when it comes to being in a burrito – namely the stewed chunks of potato.

    When it comes to meat there’s a lot of options out there, but once again, we’re looking for a baseline that all burritorias can meet. Based off of that, we’re down to bacon, ham and sausage for breakfast meats. Bacon probably being the most common of the bunch, so let’s go with that.

    So, with that we have our breakfast burrito baseline:

    • Tortilla
    • Scrambled Eggs
    • Potatoes
    • Bacon

    Everything else is bonus (cheese, avocado, pico de gallo). For the sake of science, whatever burrito a place has on its menu, un-modified, that’s closest to the baseline will be the one I order and use for the aforementioned scientific study. No substitutions, or add-ons.

    Now that delivery apps and ghost restaurants are thing, and there are definitely some good breakfast burritos on them, should they be included?

    I’m leaning towards no. Mostly because of how regional some of these can be, and someone who is not ordering in my area may not be able to get one since they would be outside of it’s ‘area’. But they could drive out to any physical place to get a breakfast burrito should they want one, and not have to figure out how to be inside the geo fence that grants them access to a ghost restaurant on a delivery app.